Top 10 things NOT to say to a pregnant woman

Want to get on a pregnant woman's bad side? Here is how...

Now, most people know that being pregnant really screws up your hormones. The last thing you want to do around a pregnant woman is mention the "H" word or you might end up hearing a few four letter words. Having been pregnant before I know how this can make someone feel. I myself felt the urge to jab peoples eyes out. Whether you mean harm or not, you're causing it. Most likely to the poor woman's husband who will get the rage later that day even though he had no part in causing it. In fact, he is the reason she is in this situation. What I came to realize was when you're pregnant you tend to think and maybe react irrational but at the time you think everyone else is crazy and you're the only sane person left on the planet. Now this brings me to what I think everyone should read. It might save your life one day.

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These are 10 subjects to definitely avoid when talking to pregnant women. After thinking over this subject maybe people should just avoid speaking to pregnant women all together.

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10. Are you excited?

This is one that I know shouldn't bother women BUT they hear it SO often it starts to get old. Plus, it is such a silly question. What if I'm not excited? Do you want to hear about how I am dreading having my baby? Of course she is excited. No need to ask....

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9. You know what causes that, right?

This is such a silly question. That's all people are trying to be when asking this BUT to a pregnant woman it is not silly- it's annoying. Obviously, she knows the business of the birds and the bees so there is no need to ask. Find other way to get a giggle.

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8. Don't tell horror stories of pregnancies

It really surprised me how much this went on while pregnant. I once had a co-worker tell me I shouldn't put my arms above my head or I might get my baby's umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and strangle him and if I didn't believe her to ask her cousin.... I can't tell you how many horror stories of a traumatic labor I heard. Women are already on edge enough about labor they don't need help getting there. This goes for comments such as "You think you're tired now, just wait..." and "Oh, get used to it." RUDE!

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7. How are you feeling?

Yes, we know. You only mean well by this question. Right along with pregnancy comes so many symptoms that most people can't help but ask "How are you feeling." Imagine getting asked how you're feeling at least five times a day when you feel like you have a constant hangover but can't even have a drink. It gets old, fast. A polite woman will smile, grit their teeth and mumble "good." Too many times I was tempted to say "I have a headache from hell, my back is killing me, I have to pee every 15 minutes and my hemorrhoids are raging today. How about yourself?" Keep this in mind next time you ask a pregnant woman how she is feeling.

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6. Are you sure there is only one in there?

"You're fat." "You look like a whale." "You're huge." You might as well be saying those things because that is all she heard. Even if she is having twins she doesn't want to think it must be obvious by her size. "You look like you're about to pop." I would avoid this as well only because if she ends up only being three months pregnant- that's a problem. If she really is 9 months pregnant and about to pop this isn't so bad. I would stay clean of any comment regarding size, to be on the safe side. Try things like "You look lovely today." or "You're hair looks beautiful."

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5. You can't eat/drink/do that

If she is having a cup of coffee and you tell her she shouldn't be having caffeine you might end up with that coffee in your lap. Men should really hold their tounge when they consider giving advice to a prego. It seems to be more irritatiing coming from a man. Oh, and never call her prego...

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4. Don't talk about breastfeeding

If you don't know someone very well you should never talk about personal things and that includes breastfeeding. For some women it is a touchy subject. Maybe it makes them uncomfortable talking about it. Or perhaps, they very much wish they could breastfeed but for some reason they can't and are feeling guilt about it. It is a touchy subject and shouldn't be discussed. Plus, if you don't know the person that's just plain weird! I'm sorry guys once again if you are a man, never talk about breastfeeding. If you don't have boobies, you shouldn't be discussing their functions.

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3. Are you getting married?

If she isn't married it isn't a good idea to ask her if she is getting married because she is pregnant. Women don't want people to think the only reason they are married is because of their kids. Asking if they are getting married when you find out they are having a baby pretty much says just that. Also, once again that may be a very sensitive subject at the time being. Maybe she wants to but he won't commit or the other way around. And if you're not careful maybe the father isn't in her life at all.

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2. Are you hormonal?

Oh buddy, you better watch it if you decide to ask this question to any woman, pregnant or not! If they are hormonal asking this will only make the situation MORE hormonal and she will have a reason for her ammo to be directed towards you! If she is pregnant odds are she is at least somewhat hormonal at times so juat leave it be!

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1. Was it planned?

Seriously, I can not believe how common this question is. It has to, by far, be one of the most rude things you can ask someone. If they say yes, it's a possibility they are lying to avoid being uncomfortable and if they say no you just made them admit their unborn baby was a "mistake." Was it? NO, it is a GIFT. I actually had a woman ask me "It was an accident, right.?" I quickly responded "NO, it was a pleasant surprise!" Think before you speak people!!!

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Comment Here!! - Please feel free to comment below. Agree, disagree, debate. If many pregnant women are reading this I'm sure there will be plenty of it all. Fe 18 comments

anonymous 3 years ago

Loved the video!


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Vanessa Cox 3 years ago Hub Author

@anonymous: Glad you liked it! I thought it was cute too!


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wolfie10 3 years ago

awesome lens and funny, as i remember my own ex wife being pregnant 3 times. by the third i think i knew what not to say.

all the best


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Alana-r 3 years ago

no 11. You won't go over, your so big I bet you will have the baby by this time tomorrow/Saturday etc...

Why? this is the worst thing you can say to a heavily pregnant woman, not only does it give false hope but it also kinda hints that you look ready to explode! lovely.

I had this with all my pregnancies and I cried each time someone predicted I would go early, it just makes every day near the end seem longer and I still went 2/3 weeks overdue with all of my children.

Great idea for a lens!


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smithlights 3 years ago

Great lens! I loved reading all of the things not to say!


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orange3 lm 3 years ago

Haha! This is too funny! I agree with all of them......and many more too :)


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ecogranny 3 years ago from San Francisco Level 3 Commenter

The one I hated the most was "Wow! What'd you do, swallow a watermelon seed?" We were remodeling our kitchen during my second pregnancy. Two days before the baby came, I was still washing the dishes in the bathtub. Boy was that fun.


BeyondRoses 3 years ago

As I remember it, I may have been asked, how I was feeling. That brought attention to the fact that something might be wrong. I wore a size 5 dress, and while I was pregnant, I went into a size 8 dress. Then, a woman wore maternity tops to "conceal" her condition. I never wore one, as my son was born pre-mature, and I was still wearing a size 8 dress. Though I suppose, I did have one of the worst things said by my mother-in-law, when I went to pick up a suitcase, and she made reference, to "scattered in the yard" ... I think something to do with hemmorhaging. "Be careful" would have worked just as well.


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Vanessa Cox 3 years ago Hub Author

@ecogranny: Washing dishes in the tub. That sounds like multitasking! haha


celeBritys4africA 3 years ago

Very funny, but useful.


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lbrummer 3 years ago from Hartington, Nebraska Level 3 Commenter

You have a great sense of humor. You must have had your sense of humor while you were pregnant though------the tears in my eyes are from laughing.


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whiteskyline lm 3 years ago

Haha! That was great, thanks :)


anonymous 3 years ago

Definitely to be avoided!


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feliciasfavs 3 years ago

Anyone asking a pregnant woman these questions have a death wish!


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knit1tat2 3 years ago

great, fun lens, though being pg isn't always fun!


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mary lighthouse15 3 years ago

I can relate to most of your points. Thanks for sharing this lens!


FunnyandQuotes 3 years ago

You so right....

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.


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succesful-dylan 3 years ago

Number 6 - Are you sure there is only one in there? Lol could not stop laughing. Thanks for sharing

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